taco rock

Taking your rock (fist) and using to punch a woman's taco (vagina) without making any actual penatration. in much the same way a heavyweight boxer would punch a heavy punching bag. one rock is acceptable, two is definately encouraged.

i gave her such a awesome taco rock last night, she needed 20 tampons to stop the bleeding.

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A Legit Taco

A Taco filled with a bunch of sperm mixed with hot sauce and douche.

Im Jake and this "A Legit Taco" tastes delicious!

3👍 5👎

Bacon Taco

to gingerly place a piece of bacon between a womans labia and then proceed to perform oral sex. it is a comon belief that eating the bacon before the first or after the 3rd climax is reached is bad luck. Also, eating the bacon in one bite is seen as the markings of an amateur or just trashy

" Hey bro, did you score with that girl last night?"
" Not only did i score, i gave her a bacon taco bro!"
" Oh man, you are amazing!"

3👍 5👎

French Taco

When a female sticks their dirty,sweaty armpit in your face and your immediate reaction is to whip your dick out and protrusively fuck the girls armpit.

"Uhhhhhh, Dakota just gave me the meanest French Taco. Uhhhhhhh"

3👍 5👎

crunchy taco

Step:1
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.

I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.

10👍 27👎

Taco Tuesday

The act of shoving a cheap Tuesday taco (preferably soft) up your partner's anus so that they can proceed to poop it into your mouth.

Well honey, it is time for Taco Tuesday, bend over.

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Taco ass

a mexican living in the united states

that taco ass is taking refuge at a church so she does't get deported

10👍 24👎