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Andrew's Cock

A cock that is very crooked, caused from a traumatic experience involving a girl jumping on his cock drunk from the end of the bed. After that, no girl wanted his cock. It looked like a lightning bolt.

I don't want an Andrew's Cock it's crooked

by Master Dook December 05, 2021


tim and andrew

The greatest duo alive. Quite possibly better than Carly and Sam.

Dude, tim and andrew are the shit!

by TIIM_BOAT December 11, 2021


Anal Andrew

When a fat ginger named Andrew enjoys an anal fisting with the left hand, a reacharound with the right.

I walked in on Knauth lastnight while he was getting an Anal Andrew. I wish I could erase it from my memory.

by GAOpticsGuru June 07, 2023


andrew calvo

The most kind, generous , hilarious , thoughtful, smart, nice, understanding, boy/man you will ever meet. An Andrew calvo is definitely someone you do not want to let down. Someone you will regret talking down on. He is very very smart. He knows what he wants in life and knows how to get it. But Is Kind and not conceited. Berry sprortsy. Has trouble making tough decisions. Changes his mind about um 100000 times per day but you don’t get tired of it u can’t get enough of his in decisiveness. He’s amazing. He loves animals and people and art and especially music. When he falls in love he will definitely sweep you off of your feet 100%. Gives great massages, is AMAZING in bed, and over all. Is the sweetest most kind hearted ray of absolute beautiful heaven sent sunshine you will ever meet. Don’t let a man like Andrew calvo go he’s one of a kind and will always be.

Kelly: I met an Andrew calvo last night.

Friend: oh really? How’d it go
Kelly: I think he’s the one.

Friend: can never go wrong with an Andrew calvo.

by Okaytodayk February 15, 2022


andrews mum

she had a boner

wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum

by chewyfeet69 May 15, 2023


andrew kahofer

Legend and scoundrel but mostly awesome

Andrew kahofer is a legend and so cool

by Alfred Sexpot December 30, 2017


Andrew Mueller

A leader among peasents, a deity upon mortals, a Mueller among civilians. Andrew Mueller is a half cyber half flesh being. He wields an ubsurdly large battle axe in battle. Andrew (Milk Man) Mueller. Crazy skater, made Tony Hawk cry. Cuts wood and starts fires on a daily. Whenever Andrew Mueller thinks of an Idea a large bomb is set off in a 100 mile radius. Andrew Mueller is the dominant primoridal beast that has been leader for the Muellers since the time of dawn. First real man to ever step foot on the moon. He is the creator of steroyeds. Andrew Mueller is a German-born, London-based fnaf enthusiast and author. He is a 10 time gold medalist winner for fastest time to skin a living hog/boar, and also regularly writes for The Independent, The Independent on Sunday, The Financial.

I feel like Andrew Mueller -ing some hogs right about now...

by TurdPoo December 18, 2021