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Call of Duty: World at War

An unrealistic MP-40 combat simulator.

God:Let's play "Call of Duty: World at War ."
God: Fuck, I just shot him 4 times with a bolt-action!
Timmy: Doesn't matter he has an MP-40; he does whatever the fuck he wants
God: Fuck this game!

Anybody that's not a fucktard: Have you ever noticed the MP-40 shoots a 9mm round yet, is the most powerful gun on this game?
Timmy:Doesn't matter he has an MP-40; he does whatever the fuck he wants

by bwomchickabowow March 22, 2009

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World Conquest Moderation Team

WC Mods are power tripping assholes that ban people for absolutely no reason and have zero justification and usually get away with it. “well that’s just a normal discord mod?” Well there’s a twist, they are either A full on Taliban supporter ( Noorullah ) or a fat fuck that instigates fights like an asshat. There’s also the Child Predator AKA linkwhy.

World Conquest Moderation Team sucks ass

by typicalasshole June 28, 2022

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The most beautiful girl in the world

Ruby Truss

She is perfect and amazing and beautiful and fit and hot and funny and kind and all round the best girlfriend I could ever ask for

Ruby truss is the most beautiful girl in the world

by Cameron faiers is gay October 10, 2022

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World's Most wanted Bird

Duolingo's green owl

World's most wanted bird: Если вам пришлось использовать гугл-переводчик, я иду за вами

by James McGill July 2, 2022


World Journalism Preparatory School

A stinky stinky high school where at times the water fountains burst creating an ocean in the hallway. Where there is an ocean, you know there are some fishy people nearby who are indeed stinky stinky.

"Damn that girl stank like crabcakes!" "Oof, she must go to World Journalism Preparatory School."

by abbles October 14, 2019


The slap heard around the world

At the 2022 Academy Awards/Oscars Will Smith slapped Chris Rock after making a G. I. Jane joke. The aforementioned slap is known as "The slap heard around the world."

Almost 10 million people saw the slap heard around the world live.

by Yassssitopia April 2, 2022

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brave new world

book by some anti-totalitarianist

Warns against the creation of a new world order.

Be vigilant people!

hey i remember this book it was by uh... that dude

george orwell??

by waffle October 1, 2003

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