Google Bird Hunt

A Google Bird Hunt is an event where you gather up in a group of 5 to 10 people in order to hunt blue, red, yellow or green birds, representing the colors of the popular technology company Google. Whoever gets the most birds wins.

To enter a Google Bird Hunt, you mustn't have a microfilm in your heart. If you are caught having one, your access to the Google Bird Hunt will be suspended.

Person 1: "Your access to this Google bird hunt has been suspended due to a microfilm found in your heart."
Person 2: "What does this knowledge come from"

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Chill your bird

to calm down: slow your roll: chill out.

-Dude, i'm going to punch you in the nose hole!!
-Whoah! Chill your bird!!!

Old Firm Bird

When girls pretend to support rangers/Celtic on old firm day in hope of they boy the fancy will show them some sort of attention, usually noticeable by a Snapchat story saying fuck the pope or queen

She’s such an old firm bird

Pedro T Bird

He is my bird

I love my bird, Pedro T Bird!

Finer than a bird

So high on marijuana that you’re flying higher than that of a bird

Dude, we smoked so much weed last night; we were “finer than a bird.”

Angry Birds Man

A fan of Angry Birds.

Nicknamed the best person ever.

An alt of the discord user baseball, or another named, purple.com.

OMG IT'S ANGRY BIRDS MAN!!!

I'm an fan of Angry Birds, I must've been obsessed with it.

Hey angry birds man, can I dm you for a sec?

Purple Bird Syndrome

A highly contagious disease affecting Facebook users, spreading by comment section.

I glanced at the comment section on an interesting Facebook post and saw an epidemic of Purple Bird Syndrome, as evidenced by the plethora of people posting pictures of that God damned bird.