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Buttfuck your friend really hard until they scream.
If someone cums then they're gay.
The day is on April 17th
He likes National Buttfuck Day
1 : DID U HEAR ITS NATIONAL ZANE DAY!!!
2 : OMG REALLY????
August 10th, this day is for my wife and the one person I will love no matter what, forever and always. My pretty girl :)
National Joemmy Day :)This day is for Joemmy and Joemmy only, if you aren’t them you can die :)
the day of the gerg (october 14). on this day, gerg was gerged into existence. as such, we must worship the gerg. happy birthday gerg. gerg bless
Oh hey! Did you guys realize it was National Gerg Day? NO WAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERG!
November 1st is national Tetris day. Come on out and play the amazing game of Tetris, and maybe crush the competition
Random: Hey, what ya doing today?
Me: didn’t you hear, it’s Nov. 1st! It’s National Tetris Day!
National horny day is on April 17th. On this day you can ask for any sexual favors.
Damn you heard today is national Horny Day. Imma finally ask Paige for them nudes.
A situation of national danger or disaster in which a government suspends normal constitutional procedures to regain control. It can be an earthquake, flood, landslide, cyclone, tsunami, urban flood, heatwave; a man-made disaster can be nuclear, biological, and chemical, there is no fixed term to declare a national calamity as a 'national disaster. The government is also allowed to stop production and/or stop any citizen from traveling, working, or going to school depending on how serious of danger or disaster the nation is in.
"the government has declared a national state of disaster"