"He was hung like a wasp, it was like throwing a nail into a cave"
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The phrase 'tight like a night' was secretly developed in 1943 by exiled German scientists working on the Manhattan Project. It is used in order to convey a situation of exponential, overwhelming, and ultimate tightness.
While akin to tight like prom night, tight like a night conveys way more tightness in a personal way by allowing the user the freedom to envision their ownparagon of tightness. (which may or may not have been prom night because you have to see your grandma and have like 80 picture taken and that's not tight)
'tight like a motherfuckin night' can also be used in extreme circumstances if TLAN proves insufficient
"Hey Bro, If I ever jumped out of the 80th story of an exploding building and caught a frisbee in my mouth while having a five-way with four hot bisexual chicks on the way down and then landed safely in a huge pile of super chronic weed and winning scratch-off tickets that Snoop Dogg had put there... that'd be tight like a night"
"Speed 2 starring Sandra Bullock and the disease known as AIDS are definitely not tight like a night"
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the claim a person makes about their vehicle after another person says how much of a pice of shit it is.
a positive attribute to a car your trying to sell that is in reality a total piece of shit. is often followed by other claims about the car that people automatically assume would be there. ( i.e. air conditioning, power windows, power steering)
john, "dude, your car is a total piece of shit."
ralph, "nah dude she runs like a top."
FOR SALE
'91 Honda Civic, power windows. 197,000 miles but runs like a top.
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Being "Hit like Tyson" means that the girl doesn't sleep around a lot. She has only been "hit" by a few different guys.
The fighters that fought Tyson typically only took one or two punches before being knocked out. There were only "hit" a few times. A girl that has been "hit like Tyson" should be safe and not carrying any STDs.
Brad: Damn, that girl over there is a dime.
Homewood: Hell yeah, and she has been hit like Tyson so you know you won't be at the free clinic on Monday wondering what is dripping from your cock.
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To participate in something that's sexual, kinky, or just weird.
Jill and Tommy asked me to join them in a threesome so, I told them no cause I don't get down like that.
Hey, let's call Jill to see if she'll come over for our little sexual escapade cause we know she do get down like that.
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Unlike when you do things like a boss, you apply it to your own self, your pride.
When you feel like a boss, you think you are the greatest thing in existence. You are so cool, that all the people around you want to be like you. People will sometimes say that you have swag.
"Damn, look at Nick!"
"Yeah, I see he's feelin' like a boss."
"I wanna be him some day."
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When one endures sexual pain to satisfy their partner.
His size was big but there she was riding him and 'taking it like a trooper.'
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