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A phrase used to describe a person who gets very sexually aroused after drinking too much alcohol.
"Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!
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Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.
Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.
The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.
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When you get fully erect so fast that your dick falls off and you die.
I saw a porno where a guy had a turbo boner and died.
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When you get an erection while playing with your dog.
"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."
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arousal and/or excitement over environmentally friendly ideas and actions
Dude, f%&k HBO, no Entourage till September and no Flight of the Conchords till 09?
-Yeah, get paperless billing and they give you Cinemax for 1 cent.
**Eco-Boner**
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A condition that causes one to abandon constructive conversation in an effort to undermine a single unimportant point for self gratification.
Due to his gotcha boner imposed zeal Aaron totally mischaracterized Ben's stance on free markets but constantly pointing out that Spectrum is an evil wrong doer.
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Those little hairs that just don't go down.
Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!
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