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boner-fied

Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.

Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.

The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.

by druzel October 5, 2009

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rabbit boner

A rabbit boner is a tiny, wretched boner.

When Fred asked Melinda to "suck my mighty dong" he pointed to his rabbit boner.

She laughed loudly and left.

by scodder May 10, 2010

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dog boner

When you get an erection while playing with your dog.

"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."

by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021

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alfie boner

Alfie boner: A Very Gay Boner

James: I have an alfie boner right now
Andrew: I bet you do

by AgentOink September 29, 2014

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Garage boner

A boner only achieved in a garage.

1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.

2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.

β€œMan I had the craziest garage boner yesterday”

by Garageboners.Inc. December 23, 2019

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Boner guy

a person in reality or in a video game, that has elite sniping skills. Usually bothers you so much by his sniping and outsnipes you in many different scenerios. The term originated during a game of COD and continues to be used to describe that guy who keeps bothering you with his accurate gay snipes. They always have snipers, no other gun is acceptable to them.

i was playing COD and on a kill streak when so boner guy decided to snipe me with his gun.

by son o britiany555 April 10, 2010

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eco-boner

arousal and/or excitement over environmentally friendly ideas and actions

Dude, f%&k HBO, no Entourage till September and no Flight of the Conchords till 09?
-Yeah, get paperless billing and they give you Cinemax for 1 cent.
**Eco-Boner**

by Mazi A May 12, 2008

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