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a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.
Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.
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Meaning: (i) condom, love glove or protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in anticipation of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the Illinois Senator, Dick Durbin.
Yo Kumar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy--don your dick turban!
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the process of placing your penis and ejaculating between a menstruating woman's vaginal lips
yo i think ma bitch is on da rag, guess we gunna have to do a dick lasagna.
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The only heartless person in the world to have heart complications, also has bad eyesight proven by his ability to mistake a human for a quail.
see Satan
You can't spell Dick Cheney without dick
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This man was built to destroy earth. i can say with everybody else that this man has done alot to destroy the lives of many inocent people. he has survived 5 heart attacks and is still walking on this planet. this man has made a deal with the devil when he was 5 years old back in 1822. he is an immortal being that feeds off the souls of small children. also he could be left handed. (further studies needed)
dad: watch out children if you dont eat ur vegitables old man dick cheney will consume your soul!
childern: OH NO!!!!
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1) Former Vice President of the United States.
2) When a man is receiving fellatio from two or more women at once, as he is about to cum into one of the girl's mouths, immediately before, he pulls out and "accidentally" shoots it into the face of the other girl. The girl then apologizes and says that she should have gotten out of the way.
Dick Cheney was our Vice President for a time.
I faked out on Jenny last night and Dick Cheney'd all over Dani. She was cool with it; she even apologized and made me breakfast the next morning.
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A erection that happens when there is no sexual stimuli present. Usually during untimely situations. Mostly present in males going through puberty, but can happen from time to time in adult males.
I was sitting in a Alcoholic Anonymous and suddenly had a case of zombie dick.
Mr. Kelley didn't want to stand up to teach his because he had developed a zombie dick grading papers.
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