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When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.
Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
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half life 2: episode 3 is soooo cool
Someone thats IQ is lower than that of dust
I don’t care what you have say, you half neuron having sperm head
1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..
2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet
"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"
A Filipino thing, it is a half-cup of rice served for half the price.
It helps avoid wastage and is a thing for those on a diet.
I would like to order a half rice please!
A Brick ‘n’ half Is when you go for a shit an say that’s A Brick ‘n’ half that.
“That was A Brick ‘n’ half that one.
October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!
John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”