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jesus fucking kennedy

An expletive phrase linking and interfusing two individuals bound to the American psyche by their early deaths and cults of personality. The intermingling of the names punctuating a moment of intense frustration or hopelessness.

Jesus fucking Kennedy, is this traffic going to move or should we start building condos here!

by Andrew the Coiner March 20, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Walks

a wierdo song written by Kanye West

that queer song "Jesus Walks" scares the hell outta me

by Screw u bitch August 12, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 126๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Christ bananas

An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.

Jesus christ bananas, look at those tits.

by "Pad" August 19, 2006

47๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


High School Jesus

A high school phemomenon, where every high school in America(and possibly other countries), has a guy who has a beard and long hair, looking like the lord himself. Usually an upperclassmen, and usually looked up to by peers.

Trev is our High School Jesus

by Bananaschoolbus October 27, 2009

342๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


big butter jesus

best type of jesus, off i-75 in ohio, jesus really is fucking huge, and looks like buttter.

Big Butter Jesus

Sweet Creamy Jesus

by Lukis November 13, 2006

206๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus tittyfucking christ

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.

Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir

by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b October 22, 2007

43๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Raptor Laser Jesus

It is essentially Raptor Jesus with a mounted helmet laser.

Did you see that!?

See what?

Raptor Laser Jesus!

You mean Raptor Jesus?

*FaicPalm*

by HeilRapJesus69 September 9, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž