im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

U flipping wiener head

The most unruly insult to have every plagued your christian Minecraft server. Saying this forces someone to give you all their diamonds when used on anything other than Minecraft, the person will melt and all attempts at a comeback, yes, even ur family tree lgbt is totally useless against this. Use with caution, you can kill someone

Diamondminer707 : heck you Gimme ur diamonds or I hack you scrub XD
Minecraft_miner6969 : u flipping wiener head

Diamond,iner707 : *melts whilst handing over diamonds*

I u say b

If you stare at the sun you'll go blind 👌

I u say b?
You'll shoot you eye out kid.

u off 1

being high... being completly baked and not being able to control a conversation with someone else.

"man you off 1 today?"..." yeah man got that good shit."

Q T H U G

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"Q T H U G"
(using that spacing and capitalization), is an acronym for "Queer Trans Hug Über Gronp" aka an epic hug involving every member in a Queer Trans club such as QTLUG, the Queer/Trans Linux User Group or such. Usually used to celebrate a big win such as a friend having their first Traniversary!! It also has the additional awesomeness of sounding like "cutie hug", which it usually is!

I think you need a Q T H U G!!

Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…

u/

u/ means username/ and it is used in Reddit and is well known in the Reddit community. People use u/ insert random name here to mention a random Redditor to tell them to get their butts onto a post or to show others who the person is. BE AWARE that when you mention somebody they can see what you commented that made them go onto the post

Anne: Hey Harry how do I mention a Redditor again I'm still new to this website, please help.

Harry: You just type u/ and then their Reddit names and there you go that's the dummy's guide to mentioning somebody on Reddit.

Anne: Did you just call me dumb?!

Harry: No...