Jazz holes

A phrase created when I misheard someone say "jazz holes" when they actually said "genitals". It works either way, and saying "jazz holes" is a lot funnier.

Random backgroud information: The person was talking about the angels in the movie Dogma who have no genitals.

genitals

Person #1: "My boyfriend cheated on me again!"
Person #2: "You should kick him right in the jazz hole!"

Person #1: "Keep your jazz hole away from my jazz hole!"

Person #1: "My jazz holes hurt..."
Person #2: "You should get some ointment for that or something."
Person #3: "Wtf?"

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key holing

Key holing is a part of certain people's sexual life. It means that during sex not only the penis, but the balls as well are in the vagina/anus.
Can be used as a verb too.

1.Oh my god!! Last night I was key holing my girlfriend very hard!
2. Hey, look at that chic! I would keyhole her right now!

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Hole Punch

Addition to the 'squirrel grip' - which is inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina, and your index finger in her anus (other way around if she is in 'doggy' position)

The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.

"Man, I must have hole punched a bird last night, because she pushed out a chocolate baby in the morning"

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knot hole

The condition when a woman's pubic hair is so mismanaged and overgrown that the knotted hair prevents entry.

Her pubic hair was so overgrown, I couldn't get in - I was cock blocked by the knot hole.

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hole in one

to sexually penetrate a partner at the first attempt

trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg

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wookie hole

it is a female with an abnormally hairy ass hole

Guy #1- dude. I was fucking this girl doggy style and i look down and that bitch showed me her wookie hole(hairy brown eye hole).
I think it even spackled at me in the face.(picture a wookie yelling at you and spitting all over ur shit.)

guy #2- dude that is FUCKED UP!

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hole digger

an idiot who feels the need to keep talking… thus, digging themselves a deeper hole

Wow, I really wish Sybill would shut up, she's such a hole digger

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