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A drink made with hot chocolate, Kahlua, rum, and peppermint schnapps. It was rumored to be created at Kirkwood ski resort by a ninja to warm up cold snow ninjas after a long day enjoying powder.
Cold Guy: Bartender, give me a peppermint patty.
Bartender: Did you really just order that?
Cold Guy: What? I wasn't finished yet! That is for my girl. I'll take a hot ninja pirate.
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When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.
I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!
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when someone runs off to commit perverted acts in secret....
I'll do a Sly Dog ninja and take picture of her nipple while shes asleep
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Sexual intercourse while wearing backpacks.
Hey Joe, do you want to have Ninja Turtle sex this weekend?
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When you rape something or someone then kill it and then rape it again
I'll rape you in the woods, cut your head off and fuck the hole, if you ever try pullin shit with me
♫ RAPE, KILL, RAPE is all i do every day of my life, To your mother, I'm So hardcore, I'm so NINJA STYLE♫
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1.) The ultimate ending of all arguements, with absolute no exceptions.
Stuck in an arguement and the other person won't give up? well me and my buddies decided space ninjas is the best way to drop the conversation, if he picks it up again, you officially, by Urban Dictionary law get 3 free punches, anywhere, any time.
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Ninja tight deathgrip's, or NTD's, occur when some gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja puts his hand near a fatal area and squeezes, preventing any possible escape. Possible areas of attack include the neck, general chest area (GCA), or chimpo/cooter/front butt. Typically, ninja's do not attempt this attack on themselves. The only known ways to escape are: 1) Having a nearby ally immediately kill the ninja or 2) simply allowing the ninja to kill you.
Luis: That gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja's got Davo in a Ninja Tight Deathgrip!!!1 Should we help?
Bobby Evans: No, we suck; let him die.
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