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when you want to shove your dick in a lava lamp
person one: you look sexual
person two:thanks uwu
90% of urban dictionary’s definitions
I only use urban dictionary for the sexual definitions
A state where someone likes being single.
I feel that you are lonely-sexual
One who is sexually attracted to Fungi. All they ever think of, is to procreate with fungi in the wild or in bed.
Person 1: Who do you like ?
Person 2: That fungi that's growing in the garden. I'm so Fungi sexual
Person 1: Get yourself mentally checked!
Sexual horsing is when an horse keeper gets out of control and decides to molest a horse
Dude bella over there is sexual horsing
Another word for bi: when a girl is actually a lesbian but appreciates that guys could possibly be vaguely attractive in a far-off alternate universe.
Britney: "Why is she looking at him like that? I thought she was a lesbian!"
Sam: "Oh, it's okay. She's only skinny sexual."
It ain't the sexual morality of it.
Hym "You didn't have a problem with his sexual morality a while he was doing it. You didn't have a problem with it while you were going on his live streams.
You are just as culpable in it NOW as you were THEN and the theoretical harm he is doing to women is something you seem to be perfectly fine with as long as it's a secret. As long as what he's doing is a secret you're fine with it. But you're going to try and distance yourself as though you weren't on board all along. As long as he isn't getting sued. And now that you might be peripherally liable NOW... NOW you have a problem with it. OR... OR, you know that the religious freaks want you to demonized causal sex and that if you hump their leg enough they just might protect you if get implicated in Destiny's bullshit. Could it be that? When you are fucking around it isn't a problem. When Destiny is fucking around it isn't a problem. I mean, you make a living off of people getting recorded without their consent, Preach. Do you get the consent of the people you monetize, Preach? No. So you just sat there and lied for 12 minutes. You don't give a fuck about or have a problem with Destiny's sexual morality. You don't give a fuck about people being recorded without their consent or that recording being shown without their consent. You care about YOU LOOKING BAD. Optics. The problem being, you shouldn't look good to anyone in the first place because you're a retarded bitch. Lying retarded bitch with a bunch of unearned money trying to help cover up the crimes of other panhandler-freaks."