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gotcha boner

A condition that causes one to abandon constructive conversation in an effort to undermine a single unimportant point for self gratification.

Due to his gotcha boner imposed zeal Aaron totally mischaracterized Ben's stance on free markets but constantly pointing out that Spectrum is an evil wrong doer.

by possiblyben February 5, 2019

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Hair Boner

Those little hairs that just don't go down.

Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!

by doodlebear213 February 20, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


professional boner

When you deeply admire someone in your profession and want to emulate them.

Did you see Kevin's presentation? I have a massive professional boner from his use of color.

by Blitz66 February 2, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clit Boner

1. Crude slang used to refer to female genitalia in a state of arousal.

2. The other people that posted definitions for "clit boner"

Those other guys that posted about clit boners are a bunch of clit boners and I bet their clits got boners posting about boners of the clit.

by The LG March 23, 2010

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Boner bonnet

A condom.

Dude, when you go to the store pick me up some boner bonnets. I have an easy date tonight.

by DickCummings May 30, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pony boner

A boner that you get when you see two ponies having sex. A boner that is slitely on the down side/that boner aftershock.

A few minutes after watching porn I had a pony boner. My two ponies stared having sex right I front of me and I got a pony boner so I had to get some tighter pants on. I got a pony boner when I sew the pony with his dick and balls hanging down.

by P sissy January 30, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loner Boner

lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.

I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(

by potranquita May 31, 2005

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