donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

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dick nugget

something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.

Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!

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Dick weed

Your neighbor Ben

My neighbor Ben Moots is such a dick weed

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Big dick

Something I don't have

Your right!

Having a big dick isn't possible

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Pepper Dick

A very bright red uncircumcised penis. Mainly people with the name Matt have this, but applies to all boys.

Pepper Dick can also be used as an insult meaning that person is a dumbass, slap dick, useless to life, and/or a complete waste of space.

Hey yo Casey your such a pepper dick, I cant believe you did that to Luis!

Matt, did your parents ever tell you that you had a Pepper Dick?

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dick maneuver

An action that is performed that is either a terrible decision or a wrong decision. Usually made by a dick or asshole.

F: Kim didn't give us our damn award.
D: That's a dick maneuver.

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surf dick

When the head of your dick gets sore from lying on your surfboard too long waiting for the next set.

I surfed so long today, I got surf dick. A good blow job will make it feel better.

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