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A sensational rock-based group from L.A
myspace.com/deathvalleysaints
Guy: "Hey Chuck Norris whats your favorite band?"
Chuck Norris:"There is only one band which produces a sound that I consider to be music, they are the Death Valley Saints"
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A way to relive every past heart break while appreciating the journey that brought you to the point in your life where you have learned and moved on from past relationships. Death Cab for Cutie defines the matters of the heart that surface when your mind is wandering somewhere between past and future and you stop and truly feel a fraction of those painful feelings again. A talented bunch who should be sampled by those who have the time to listen to the albums through and through. They cover all relationship issues from long distance to growing up.
OMG, I mean seriously no one gets me! It's just so frustrating.- frustrated girl
Really? I used to think that, but seriously now I know...Death Cab for Cutie understands me. And how I really feel at night when I am laying in my lumpy bed...alone.-understood guy
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Forget gospel and Christian rock — death and black metal would have to be the most appropriate possible genres for a certain brand of Christianity.
Consider the story: a vengeful, jealous deity, bearing strong resemblance to many a bearded Viking god, has a half-human son (without the woman's permission) for the specific purpose of ultimately sacrificing him by means that are both excruciating and bloody.
Whereas the average human sacrifices result in something like better weather for the crops or victory in war, the ironic result of this one is that nearly all of us puny humans, too ignorant or naive to accept this Lovecraftian reality, are condemned to suffer torments inflicted by a band of fallen angels led by none other than Lucifer himself.
How fucking metal can you get? Does Buddhism even approach this?
Christian death metal lyrics in an uninformed imagination:
JESUS BLOOD BLOOD JESUS
BLOOD COMIN OUT HIS EYEBALLS
JESUS SUFFER SUFFER DIE
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Death Con 1 is when ur girlfriend/fiance/wife is on there period. Thus they flip and your fucked.
Bill: Hey, Monica, can you pass the chips?
Monica: Get off your ass and get them yourself!
Jay to Bill: Are you in Death Con 1?
Bill to Jay: Yup
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When you're using a Mac on OS X and your mouse has the pin wheel loading something, but it never stops causing you to have to restart your machine.
Man 1:Hey I was in Imovie when I got the Pin Wheel of Death
Man 2:Hmmm I thought Macs were supposed to be "perfect"?
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The sound of impending doom coming from your Chrysler engine, especially models from the 90's and early 2000's. Some say the cars came with the death knock as a standard option right from the dealer. This leads to an inevitable engine failure very quickly.
Freddie is rolling a blue Chrysler LeBaron with a sweet upgraded Chrysler Death Knock option. Tick tick tick tick BOOM.
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a notebook where I write down everyone that I wish to die
Amy Schumer is on my death note.
People who demand trigger warnings are on my death note.
People who write articles about Pewdiepie are on my death note.
Zarna Joshi is on my death note.
T-series is on my death note.
People who leave a dislike on theweevster18's videos are on my death note.
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