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When a waitress gives Glenn two pickles with his sandwich . Which means she wants to fuck his brains out.
The waitress double pickled Glenn , and now they are banging .
When a significant other tries to sneak one in while you sleep.
Last night I tried to give them the sleepy pickle. They woke up and were not receptive.
getting dick when ur sad asf
BPSP for short. A Gasport native who lives life without any rule book. You’re never safe around a BPSP, you cannot sleep, drink or ride in a vehicle without constant shenanigans. Don’t ever let them out of your site or leave them alone in your car or house.
I invited over some friends for the football game and Dave brought a damn Big Poppa Stink Pickle. He ended up doing an upper decker in my wife’s bathroom and hid open cans of tuna fish in my ductwork. I was so on edge I didn’t even get to watch the game.
When somebody/something has annoyed you
"Sis you ok?"
"Naaa you got my pickle high"
when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.
When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.
That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.
Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
To put it simply, a male prostitute
#1 - Wow, that guy is such a nickel pickle.
#2 - Dude, James totally has a nickel pickle.