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A 13-year-old singer who scored a massive hit with her YouTube video for the song "Friday". Her proclaimed idol is Justin Bieber, and following in his footsteps, her videos have some of the most dislikes of any YouTube video.
Ted: I have a party tonight and I don't know what to put on my playlist so everyone can have a good time!
Geoff: Why don't you get some Rebecca Black?
(silence)
Ted: So yeah, I was thinking Cobra Starship or something...
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The main cause of suicide, because of using the work "friday" in a VERY unnecessary way. She neeps to stop snorting and singing and make the world a happier place.
rebecca black: "its fridayy friday, thursday was yesterday, today it is friday, tomorrow is saturday, and sunday is afterwards"
person: "no stfu we know the days of the week you illiterate moron"
rebecca black: "but we we we so excited"
person: "why don;t you sit dowwn and choose your seat before I chose it for you in the groud."
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The person who killed Friday.
Also the person who spends her whole Friday wondering whether to sit in the front seat or the back seat.
Person: It's Friday!
Rebecca Black: Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take??
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A 13 year old siren, without the beautiful voice, but still manages to lure people to their death (usually self-inflicted).
Guy 1: Did you see that new Rebecca Black song?
Guy 2: Yeah it made my nose bleed.
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The worst singer on Earth. Has the ability to make your ears bleed. Every time her song, "Friday" is played, a kitten dies.
When faced with an alien invasion, all that humans need to do will be to play Rebecca Black's music. The aliens will immediately realize that the human race is not worth conquering.
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A teenage "singer" of YouTube fame. Her music video "Friday" is notable for Black's obnoxious pronunciation of the long "i" sound in the word "Friday," cheesy visuals, and lyrics written so poorly that many listeners can't even watch the whole video without pausing it and walking away, dumbfounded.
Person 1: "So, I just heard about this girl named Rebecca Black."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "I don't know, but the first time I heard her voice, I wanted to punch her in the face."
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The annoying YouTube singer whose next song will be "Saturday."
Person: Rebecca! What is your next song gonna be about?!
Rebecca Black: Well, "Friday" was such a big hit, I decided I was gonna make songs about the rest of the days of the week!
Person: ...
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