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A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
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A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets
I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking
When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
A dirty . Filthy fucking sock that has crusty cum from a smelly arrogant disgusting fat so called human being called Liam who wanks 50 times a day
You are as disgusting as liams cum sock
Women with saggy boobs and perky nipples.
Tits hang down almost to navel,nipples point straight down. aka sock beamers
When you get your asshole railed so hard that it prolapses out looking like a pink sock.
Roy: Hey Wyatt any chance I could give you a pink sock?
Wyatt: Nigga not you. Im still recovering from the last time you railed my asshole.
When you are having anal sex with your partner and when you pull out, their anus is stays on you cock like a pink sock 🧦.
Good way to keep your fireman warm during the winter months and for those who do not have winter, it may be a little too hot for you “Murphy Johnson and Sons”-“Twig and Twins”-“Tool and Truffles”-Penis and Testicles”or“Cock-Eggs”.
My “Murphy Johnson & Sons” was so “Chili” when outside of my girl’s chili ring that it created a long pink sock that is shaped like a tube using only her rectum; which is the concluding part of the large intestine with a full career change, and now fully certified and working full time as a stinky, rubbery, tube sock 🧦 for penis(s).