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I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"

by el aficionado October 29, 2013


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by retarded black monkey October 09, 2023


Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.

The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition

by Basically ace satan January 01, 2021


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ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆

ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆

by aabcshsdjekaeka October 22, 2020


A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

by Pialinist June 21, 2020


Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is

An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.

The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.

by Boyzkang Crudz January 21, 2012


I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many

A phrase memed all over the internet as a cringy gamer quote. It's also famous as a shirt design.

"I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many" is one of many examples of how gamers are the worst thing to happen to gaming.

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022