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Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."
Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.
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(Phrase) I won't be satisfied until I see it for myself.
See also doubting thomas, faggot
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A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.
Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.
As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.
In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"
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when you searched for your definiton but don't find it so you look in your profile to find nothing but "We don't have any currently published definitions associated with your email address."
We don't have any currently published definitions associated with your email address.
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The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.
The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition
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ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆
ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆
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The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.
Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.
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