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Mum Legs

When a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.

Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)

Jesus... Cover up those mums! Are you pregnant or something!

Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!

Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...

Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show

by MANX PROPHET July 23, 2015


long luscious legs

these are long, pale, skinny legs. a person has to be 5,6 or taller to have long luscious legs.

She has long luscious legs.

person 1: wow she is so fast and gorgeous

person 2 : ya that’s ava, she has long luscious legs 😏😏

by laci soade guby November 25, 2020


Spaghetti legs

A term descriptive of elder statesmen at a soirée when, after a few libations, feel compelled to gravitate towards the dance floor, whereby their ambition outstrips there ability in an attempt to “get down”, resulting in a sight resembling strings of freshly boiled spaghetti dangling out the bottom of a colander in rather sporadic fashion

Check out aunt Mable, few sherries and she’s got a dose of the old spaghetti legs

by Unclegripper July 9, 2021


Big legs

Amy is a beautiful little fairy that hides behind the toilet with BIG legs

Mummy! I don’t like the way Amy big legs is being referred to as a bog troll

by freakish October 23, 2020


leg salad

An event, typically between three or more patrons, where participants tangle their legs together while hanging out to show platonic affection. This often occurs while watching movies, playing Jackbox.tv games, during class breaks /recess and while sitting on floors (with or without mattresses.)

Although very similar to cuddling these two things are not to be confused. Cuddling is a more conscious action using the majority of one’s body to display romantic affection to one or more people. Leg Salad is an unconscious effort, whether it be due to limited couch space or just wanting to be closer to friends. Typically only waist down is what body parts are used during a leg salad but it is never limited to this. (Sitting on top of people, as long as neither are uncomfortable or angry, is considered Leg Salad.) No arms are used in Leg Salad so things such as phones and fidget toys can be used.

"Sorry we were late for class, we were tangled in a good leg salad and no one wanted to get up."

"Everyone thinks we're in a poly relationship because we often find ourselves in a leg salad"

by voidkid August 2, 2017


leg connector

The pussy. The legs are connected at the pussy, hence leg connector.

She keeps a tight reign on her leg connector.

by jenatalia June 18, 2017


Leg mane

When you've been doing you and so those legs haven't been shaved in a while it starts to develop a mane like a majestic unicorn. AND you know damn well yo body more beautiful than ever so you nor anyone should give a fuck.

"Damn Tyrone she fine but the leg mane fucking me up"
"Naw homie I wanna brush that leg mane til she purrs only my name"

by JhonyJhonyzing May 17, 2016