When one twink rolls his hips in a circular motion over another twinks dick.
"I know you like dick from a bear, but have you tried cotton candy fucking?"
DON'T FUCK THE OWNER CUZ THIS WILL CAUSE CHAOS
ITS NON-FUCK THE OWNER DAY SO DON'T CAUSE CHAOS OR YOU WILL BE BANNED
When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.
“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”
OR
“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”
It’s just like shadow boxing but with fucking. It’s a means to train for sexual intercourse by
committing sexual acts towards air.
I was shadow fucking in my room this morning to train for tonight.
It’s just like shadow boxing but with fucking. It’s when an individual practices sexual acts on air as a training method.
I was shadow fucking im my room to train for tonight.
fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."