this guy fucks on god he does
Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.
When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing
Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing
A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.
I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!
I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.
When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.
“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”
Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin
Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex
Accidentally falling out of a ladies Vagina only to reinsert in a hurry and enter her Anus
Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle