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Building trains

The action of laying multiple shit logs consecutively, so that they touch, in the same sit on a toilet.

Hey Melody what are you doing in the bathroom? “I’m building trains grandma, leave me alone.”

nut train

A nut train is when you and your bro's all line up and ejaculate on girls face without having sex with her

Male 1:bro I just ran a nut train on my girlfriend last night with the boys
Male 2: I know bro i was there

Train whistle

The act of putting two tampons one in the pink and one in the stink then tying the end together and pull down

I train whistled my girlfriend

Dutch Train

That feeling when you suddenly remember about a completely inappropriate sexual advance in the workplace

Sam I just thought I'd mention that I'd completely forgotten about that

Oh thanks Joe I'd also completely forgotten about that. What a Dutch train!

my trains

uh my trains

neil: my trains🤪😎😏
yes

Navy Train

A time honored Tradition from time immemorial where bored, sexually frustrated seamen engage in sex en Mase. Traditionally the lowest rank or youngest seaman is the “engine” at the front of the train and the More senior seamen get to be the “caboose” Or last in line.

While less popular today then in the past, Seamen still engage in this activity on long voyages, especially in colder seas.

My Uncle reminisced fondly of his day in the navy, in the 60s navy trains were an almost nightly affair.