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jacob

jacob is a sweaty bitch

damn, jacob is extra wet today

by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022


Jacob

If you're called Jacob you're usually a "cool kid". You are either short and roadman or average. There is little to no in-between.

"Look at that guy over there!"
"Oh, him? He's Jacob."
"Oh."

by Thine holy spirit that is kakt May 3, 2021


Jacob

Someone who is rlly fit and overall healthy and good looking. Someone to be around and just a stand up guy, probably packing

Person 1: That guy looks like a Jacob
Person 2: yeah i can definitely see it look how good he looks

by Yourfavoritebaseballguy November 24, 2021


jacob

he loves to see naked guys and kiss them, hes so down bad form mexican girls, he loves toes and feet he will get any chance to suck some toes when it comes to those things and he loves dick in his butt

omg did u see jacob hes so slay

by catlover692397340812 August 15, 2022


Jacob

A really nice guy if you are nice to him. Is often hyper and made fun of by his teachers and classmates. He is selfless and would go to great lengths to help others. He treats his friends like royalty and is pretty down to earth. Loves playing video games and being active. Doesn't have very many friends. Not always cute at first sight. Is very comical and will make people laugh, even if it at him because he wants everyone to have a good time, even if he isn't.

Joe: Yo Jacob, how you doing?
Jacob: I'm doing pretty good. You?
Joe: I'm ok. Can I borrow your motor home. I want to take the kids hunting.
Jacob: Sure what's mine is yours.
Joe: Thanks man.
Jacob: No problem.

by Mr. Memesheep November 23, 2019


Jacob

Its me, none of you can have the Jacob now!

Little brother: Mom said it’s my time to use the Jacob.

Me: awww man!

by MrBitchiloid July 31, 2019


Jacob

The name of someone that is either really kind, caring and selfless or a spoiled self-centered moron that always thinks they're above everyone else.

Senario 1
"hey i'm Jacob and you're ugly"
Senario 2
"Hey,Im Jacob, whats your name?"

by Half As Funny April 11, 2022