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When a woman inserts a toothpick umbrella down a man’s urethra and opens it, while pulling it back out.
Person 1: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually followed that creep to the bathroom”
Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”
A girl who has just had her virginity take.
Teenage Boy: Yo Mary Poppins.
Teenage Girl 1: (crying hysterically) Leave me alone!
Teenage Girl 2: You slut. Who'd you sleep with?
A verb for doing something practically perfect in every way.
Past Tense: Damn homie, she just Mary Poppinsed that sh*t.
Present Participle: Give me a sec, I am Mary Poppinsing this sh*t real quick.
Future Tense: You got this homie, go Mary Poppins that sh*t.
Christ! It means "virtually perfect in every way"
She is the Mary Poppins of the political world.
He is the Mary Poppins of chess.
They are the Mary Poppins of basketball.
A slang term that can be used to describe a female who exhibits all the attributes of somebody with a foot fetish, but vehemently denies actually having one.
-That girl likes to ask me for feet pics but she always follows it up by saying its a joke!
-Wow, she sounds like such a Mary L!
A hot egyptian mom who makes you nut long and hard all night long
Happy’s mom Mary L is so hot. I could stop
1. An STI spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary. Also a spin on the more modern "Covid Mary."
2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.
3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
Chlamydia Mary has been out whoring around and now all her boyfriends are infected too. And Girl... they are NOT happy!! I mean....