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When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.
Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”
sex addict. innocent and cheerful but has weird fetishes. good friend. another word for horny
"Horny? You must be a Mary June."
"Yes sorry, I'm a Mary June."
Lauren is a wonderful and a overall fun person. She is very beautiful and her eyes are breathtaking. People love being around her because she is so amazing. Lauren's usually have very good looking hair and generally beautiful. She is also very strong being able to bench 500, 10 times for sets.
Lauren Marie is a beast!
Typically a girl who has no ass, pepperoni lookin nips, Lauren will steal your man with a snap of a finger,more worried about her looks and her phone then having a good time. Don’t even get me started about her 5$ makeup that she cakes on her face. Nice mascara daddy long legs. She steals her best friends mans. And will make out with anyone within a 5 ft radius. Having Lauren as a friend will ruin your life.
Lauren Marie not a good decision maker
A slang term that can be used to describe a female who exhibits all the attributes of somebody with a foot fetish, but vehemently denies actually having one.
-That girl likes to ask me for feet pics but she always follows it up by saying its a joke!
-Wow, she sounds like such a Mary L!
A hot egyptian mom who makes you nut long and hard all night long
Happy’s mom Mary L is so hot. I could stop
1. An STI spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary. Also a spin on the more modern "Covid Mary."
2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.
3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
Chlamydia Mary has been out whoring around and now all her boyfriends are infected too. And Girl... they are NOT happy!! I mean....