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A once attractive actor from One Tree Hill who screwed up when he cheated on the hottest woman alive, Sophia Bush. Now has become a pedofile.
He messed up Chad Michael Murray style
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A highly contagious decease in which someone has an increasingly high fetish towards kids and invites them over to sleep in his bed with him.
Jacob Hey Mike, got a little kid now? I haven’t seen you in years!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!
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LIttle boy: Oh boy, Michael Jackson.
MJ: Come here little boy, hee hee
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Michael Campbell is a fat ass white boy who thinks he's hood when in reality all he does is smoke with his butt buddies and eat because he is a pig
"Hey Michael Campbell do you want to come over and smoke,
then anal sex?"
"Yeah Man!"
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In Colchester, Vermont...about 10 minutes from UVM and downtown Burlington. It's a 45 minute drive to Smuggs and students get $30 season passes.
Saint Mike's is the greatest with the nicest, friendliest people and a very tight-knit community. They promote volunteer opportunities, wilderness programs, campus ministry, many Study Abroad opportunities, and various other campus clubs and programs.
Saint Michael's College smuggs burlington volunteer study abroad campus
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Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.
Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.
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A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.
-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"
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