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elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia
The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia
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1. when you fuck a pregnant woman with a shotgun
2. when you're fucking a pregnant woman from behind and holding a shotgun to the back of her head
so i was fuckin this bitch old yeller style when the gun accidentally went off. shit was messy as fuck son. like some dawn of the dead shit.
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A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.
Christ man! I couldn't even get it in. She had a day old bagel.
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When you have an art teacher that's a very old woman who tells you scary growling noises for shopping on your phone during her class.
Holy shit poppy that growling old woman caught me shopping on my phone again during class
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Big Shaq and asnzee go way back
Big shaq: Old time asznee
Me:I know. Its been a while
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Someone that always brag about everything in the past days of Minecraft
Bob: Remember when nether reactor core, ah nostalgia
Joe: Shut up, idc it's nostalgia for you, such an Old Minecraft Player
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When someone shakes the muffin tops of his friend until they fall off.
Corey: If you don't stop quoting scrubs, I'm going to give you an old fashioned liposuction
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