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When a female licks a male's anus into ecstasy causing him to defecate on her face, in which the male then proceeds to sit on her face to make a sandwich. The female, as a sign of true love, should proceed to eat her male counterpart's feces sandwich.
"Honey, I sure could go for an Alaskan Nose Sandwich right about now!"
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Having sex with a girl where you stick one foot in her mouth and one foot in her ass, next you eating out her vagina that is infested with crabs and/or is yeast infected.
"I was slobbin' on christie last night and she asked me to louisiana crab sandwich her!"
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a beautiful creation of art. two perfectly toasted slices of buttered bread hugging a mouth-watering slice(s) of mozarella, provolone, or american cheese. kill em.
*A mysterious item of food is placed in front of the couple for their late lunch, instead of what they ordered. The man pops a boner as they instagram filterless photos of the beauty. "What is this?" the woman weeps, being blinded by the gorgeousness and deliciousness of the food item. The waitress comes around the corner with a halo as she and the gospel choir sing "grilled cheese sandwich" in perfect harmony to the awing couple.*
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A womans reproductive organ in the form of a tasty snack.
Going down for an elephant ear sandwich.
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five fingers clenched right up Uranus....
clench your buttocks tight, the big brown one is coming right up!
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A peanut and butter sandwich with a penis inserted into it
i really wanted my PB and J for lunch but ben made it penisbutter and jam sandwich
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To start having sex with someone and go flaccid while still inside.
I'm too tired baby. All you're going to get is a loose meat sandwich.
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