A place in Wisconsin where fucking idiots go to school. Also known as the school in which fuck-offs go to.
My son is a fuck-off... so he goes to college at the University of Wisconsin-Madison.
My Daughter is a fucking idiot. She will go to the University of Wisconsin - Madison
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AKA: LUE
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See Also:Life, the Universe, and Everything
3 more weeks and LUE here I come.
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A for social outcasts to mingle and talk of breasts and cheese.
"Dude, did you see LUE yesterday? It was so paperbag"
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When the actions of the USA and the people within it, are so strange that it compares to a fictional country
"The United States Cinematic Universe has been jumping the shark recently"
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Humorist PJ O'Rourke once stated, "I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with."
After one visit, it becomes apparent that God has obliged PJ with an entire University with suitable Church-goers.
Almost as a rule, the female students at Catholic sport oversized buttocks, and often a bit of a tummy (for when they fall asleep in Church leaning forward, perhaps?). Additionally, sweat pants with the Catholic logo are religiously (pardon the pun) purchased and worn, mainly because no jeans at A&F will fit.
PJ's theories are further proven by the intellect displayed by Catholic U students. The females, despite having zany and purely incorrect beliefs on what constitutes virginity (make sure he wears a condom!), are outdone by the males. On the one hand, they take some pride in living in one of the less-advantaged socio-economic areas of DC, but on the other hand they are quick to forget that they are provided with security that would have made the Marines at Khe Sahn green with envy. The entire campus is ringed with gates, security card checks, and other such nonsense so as to provide a safety barrier between the students and the 'murkier' folk they are surrounded by. While conversing with Catholic students, it is considered polite to drop the n-word several dozen times, even when discussing the question of why African-Americans are ambivalent about supporting the Republican Party.
If I haven't yet convinced you to pay CUA a visit, I should point out one last detail. As long as you can conjure an even half-way decent reason for them to not feel guilt, the women are easier than 123. I take no responsibility if the condom breaks, however.
G-Town Student #1: "Dude, wanna go down to Union Station and hit on some Catholic University of America girls?"
G-Town Student #2: "Fuck no man, I want to actually earn my poon-tang tonight."
AU Student #1: "I'm so glad that I didn't apply to Catholic!"
AU Student #2: "AMEN Sister!"
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On November 21st, every intelligent form of life in the universe is ordered to feast on delicious Veg Manchurian with tomato ketchup. This decision was taken by the Queen of Manchurian Dynasty to appreciate the brutally underrated flavorsome dish. Period.
It's Universal Veg Manchurian Day y'all!!! Don't forget the extra sauce!
aka San Jose State or SJSU
The oldest public university in California and founding campus of the California State University system. It is located in downtown San Jose, obviously. Colors are blue and gold and their mascot is the Spartan. The student population has a lot of Latino and Asian (mostly Flips and Viets) enrollments. Their engineering program is well known if you want to get hookups to neighboring tech companies in the Silicon Valley.
A known landmark would be the bell tower, which is electronically wired to sound hourly. There is also a new housing complex called the Campus Village which costed about 200 million to replace the older residence halls. Another landmark is the MLK Jr library which is probably the most appealing building on campus.
On the last note, parking costs are killer. Be prepared to empty your wallets if you commute.
Man, what's up with the parking costs at San Jose State University? Friggin 200 bucks per semester, that's some crazy ish!
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