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An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.
"A koopa is a turtle/evil turtle"-C
"Shut up Shigeru Miyamoto even said it's not."-Everyone
To cover her back with cum as she is curled in a ball on the ground hiding her head and limbs.
I really want Jimmy and his friends to blowtorch my turtle after we are done with the gang bang.
someone who wearz tha preppie stuff or makez fun of blackz but are black!preppie jock people!!!
john you wear too much turtle skinz or u belong with tha preppie turtle skinz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!holla
the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.
"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"
Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
When two or more siblings share the same birthday, they are turtle twins.
The downside of being a turtle twin was only one birthday party.
Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.
Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.
She broke up with you, didn't she?
Yup.