believe in yourself and you can do it
timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
Another term for some pot that comes in very small buds.
I called my friend and said "Hey, do you want to go half with me on a bag of bat turds ?"
A fetish involving the collection of turds.
After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.
Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.
Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd
turds that are disappointingly hard to see because they sneak out of sight below the water
damn I was trying to take a photo of my amazing shit but it turned out to be a sneaky turd
The shit stain left at the top of the toilet seat from an improperly maintained ass crack.
Nate’s nasty ass left a turd kiss on the toilet seat again. Such a nasty bastard.
The act of taking someone's anal virginity
Andrew is such a turd burgalar