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When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.
Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
when your dad is literally a finger
wow I did not know you had a finger dad
A tall guy with a broad nose and body type with a dark brown bob cut from the first ice age movie
Wow Cailan looks like the ice age baby dad
A cowardice loser who your mom made the mistake of sleeping with after divorcing your equally terrible biological father. Your mom will slowly begin to care about your step-dad more than she cares about you and will completely ignore, or even take his side when he decides to project his own insecurities onto you by relentlessly bullying and trying to make you feel bad about yourself for years. Your entire family will see your step-dad as a good guy and the perfect substitute for your abusive biological father, when little do they know, he causes you the same amount of emotional distress that your biological father used to. Your step-dad will also make you feel like your problems simply don't exist and will call you an attention whore if you even dare to mention or express any type of mental health problems you have in front of him. And the worst part is that you will have to deal with this feeble excuse for a human being until you are old enough and financially stable enough to live on your own.
I hope my mother divorces my step-dad someday
A total fucker that tries to buy ur mother in law for about a year until he becomes a total asshole
Kid 1 : dad can i play on my phone ?
Step dad : no ! Until you clean your room
Kid 1 : i did already actually
Step dad : Then do your homework !
Edgy’s dad decided to leave without saying anything. Disappearing for the foreseeable future
Tristan: Where did Brandon go
Greg: He pulled an Edgy’s Dad
The unique bodily property exclusive to dads that allows them to resist frigid weather while wearing their khaki shorts.
Mother:"Your dad went out without a jacket!"
Son:"Eh, he'll be fine. He's got Dad-warmth."