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The hottest, sexiest, coolest guy you never met.
"You're forgetting one very important thing mate, im Captain Jack Sparrow."
"You'll always remember this day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
"But where is the rum?"
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Refers to pricing of items for sale. Generally implies that the marked price is higher than the item is worth for marketing reasons (to get a higher discounted sale price), or raised due to high demand (gouge price).
Some sale! These prices are all jacked up!
The car price is jacked up $3000 over list because no one has any left on the lot!
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To commit forcible theft of sperm.
After Jane, sperm thief extraordinaire, handcuffed John to the bed she proceeded to jerk him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!
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A young Scottish celebrity known for his fun-loving attitude and boisterous behaviour. Jack is from a small town near St Andrews, on the East coast of Scotland.
Fotheringham is known as something of a lady-killer. He attended Merchiston Castle School in Edinburgh until 2008, when he was expelled for misbehaviour. In his career at the school, although being known as a fine character, was involved in several incidents leading to multiple suspensions.
Jack is known to frequent the St Andrews scene and is often featured in the press for his exploits with co-conspirators Grace, Broodie, and 'Fatty-Boland'.
"I love Jack Fotheringham, although, from what I read of him, he can be rather a posh pompous twat!"
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A rarely used masterbation technique where one apply's toothpaste to their chosen masterbation hand, creating a "hot-on-cold" effect.
Angus: This weathers been so hot, I've been giving myself Jack Frost's all summer!
Sam: That's disgusting mate.
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a insult usally directed towards a pricish person. Possibly made up while rambling anger towards a person.
God dammit! Ur such a fucking jack nut!
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