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lesbian talk

when something is is stupid or something happens in life that is stupid

walking by something and you bump into a water bottle it falls that’s LESBIAN TALK

by chuck is not the one June 29, 2022


The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)".

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025


feral lesbian

a man with an absolutely massive wang who likes other men - (jb)

hey james huband is such a feral lesbian

by skettyspagehtti December 04, 2020


Dead Lesbian Theory

The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.

Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.

by #I’mStraight June 13, 2025


The Lesbian Exception

If an out of the closet lesbian has had no success in dating for 5 years or more, they may marry their trans masc best friend.

"Hey did you hear Linda's getting married?"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"

by A Bit Sapphic July 10, 2023


Roller skate lesbian

Lesbians that Roller Skate

Some girl: I wanna date a person that can roller skate!

Roller Skate Lesbians: :)

by RyeBread420 July 27, 2021


Lesbian's Gambit

When you're gonna go on a date, and you're excited about it all week, but the moment it comes up, you get super nervous.

GF1: "Excited for the date today?"
GF2: "Yeah I was, but now I'm nervous."
GF1: "Sounds like Lesbian's Gambit."

by rurururururururururu July 16, 2021