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Midget men trying to go doggystyle on full sized women. In most scenarios, the midget gets tired, and the woman just sits on his dick or blows him to get the cumshot.
Google brings 3280 approx. results for oompa loompa pr0n.
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The ctrl+shift+P keyboard shortcut in Mozilla Firefox which enables a browsing mode that does not record history. The, "P" apparently stands for, "private", but was obviously chosen for the mode being very, "porn" friendly.
I used to have to delete all of my private files and login information whenever I browsed the net for smut. It sucked having to sign in to all my frequently visited sites. Then I discovered ctrl+shift+porn
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That moment after you finished watching some sick, fucked-up, porno and your just sitting there thinking "What the hell is wrong with me?" While you ponder life and shit.
Dude, I just watched some bondage beastiality orgy porn video last night and I immediately had post porn depression.
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Try this scenario: Girl 1 is born at 1:30 am in Paris, France on January 2nd. So on every document her birthday is listed as January 2nd.
Exactly one minute later, Girl 2 is born in Boston. In Boston it is 6:31 pm on January 1st. So Girl 2's documents all list her as being born on January 1st, while Girl 1 is listed as born on January 2nd, even though she (1) is older.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 meet up in Los Angeles on January 1st and decide to make a lesbian porn the minute they are both 18. So on January 1st at 3:32 Pm West Coast Time (6:32 PM Boston Time, 1:32 am Paris Time) the cameras start rolling and they get to some hot lesbian action.
Since they are in California, where it is the evening of January 1st, Girl 1 is considered 17, since her documents list her birthday as January 2nd (Though she is exactly 18 years and 2 minutes old). Girl 2 is considered 18, since her documents list her as being born on January 1st.
If the girls make 3 copies of this tape and hand the first copy to Friend A in LA, mail the 2nd copy to Friend B in Boston, and e-mail 3rd copy to Friend C in Paris. Are any of these copies not child porn?
Here about that Lesbian Porn Paradox? Not sure if it was really child porn.
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A wore used by gay people because they know they are gay and straightforward people know what porn is
Only mark watched gay anime porn
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Noun, usually a person. A person who shares news articles on social media about car accidents, drownings, house fires, weather- and other natural-disasters for the purpose of looking like you care about the victims. Also seen as an opportunity to offer thoughts and prayers in place of real support or help for the victims.
My friend posts daily articles about car accidents and house fires in her town, but she hasn't donated jack to help the victims. She's a total tragedy porn aficionado.
If I have to read another Facebook post from a tragedy porn aficionado offering thoughts and prayers instead of actual help for the victims, I'm going to scream.
The act of crushing an animal with an object, human, etc. Often times this seen as pornographic were a man gets off on seeing an animal get crushed for pleasure. This cannot be found on the internet normally. If you are a sick fuck and you want to see this, the only place you could go to see this is the deep web.
Hey I heard Jon hates ANIMAL CRUSH PORN.
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