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A fucking drip legend who once seen is recognised as a drip Legendé
Person 1: bro man i need hel...
Person 2: bro bro bro dont worry Dad g has it covered.
A forehead dad is when a guy cums on your forehead with his kids and becomes a forehead dad.
Girl I want to become a forehead dad.
A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.
I kinda tragic embarrassing moment, something your dad would do, similar to “sad times”
The awkward shimmy Dad's do when trying to get through a crowded area without touching anyone.
Friend 1: Is your Dad trying to dance?
Friend 2: No he's just trying to Dad shimmy back to the grill.
when you are going to reveal one of your dads that nobody knows about, especially if you have more than one dad
mia: dad reveal
dad 6: omg shut up you're never gonna reveal dad 3
When a dad has some charm talking to people, usually from years of experience and old stories.
My dad talked to this cutie on our commute, "I was here in 87' this and I went to Paris in 92' that." Old man has some Dad Rizz in him.