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When a man were a black sock and a white sock to show he’s single and really would like to get it on
I see you’re white sock black sock is on! Want to get it on
His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet
If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo
Sock puppet
A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
(Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets
I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking
When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
A condom
Dude: lets fuck
Girl:you got a pickle sock
Dude:shiiiii