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Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.

"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."

by Zarathud April 10, 2012


Rim Fucked

When a seemingly good basketball shot bounces off the rim one or more times until it falls through.

Knicks Fan: Man did you see that shot that Melo missed that bounced off the rim like 5 times.
Celtics Fan: Yeah he got totally rim fucked.
Heat Fan: Hurr durr...

by P.K.V. May 1, 2011


fuck meth

What I'd have tatted on my knuckles if it wouldn't get me fired from my job.

I'm 28 years old, still live with my parents, dropped out of grad school and have -$69.13 in my bank account even though I've had a full time job since I was 17. Honestly fuck meth dude. Because crystal meth ruined my life. I just need to make a career change so I can get that shit tatted on my knuckles as a reminder, to stop myself from smoking the Devil's dandruff ever again.

by fVck_m3th August 5, 2024


Snooker-fuck

The act of pleasuring yourself using a pool ball or pool cue

Did you see the webcam girl snooker-fuck herself last night? It was so hot

by SuperStarlord24 June 14, 2023


Fucked in the yard

To get screwed over in a public way

Cletus thought he could pull one over on Treyvon, when Treyvon found out, Cletus got fucked in the yard

by Blood on the Sand September 17, 2021


fucking chibai

fucking chibai

Fucking chibai you are so irritating.

by You don't chibai December 30, 2016


Fuck Wright

Someone who gets unnecessarily angry at minor annoyances and uses the word "fuck" to display their rage.

"terry over there is a real 'Fuck Wright'"
"oh, you're such a 'Fuck Wright'"

by BIGMUN October 30, 2021