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Getting absolutely shit hammered at the local Mexican spot
Hey boys , y’all tryna go bar Mexico
A bar inserted threw a female's nipple
Hi sexy, I am coming over to lick your titty-bars.
When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.
Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.
A subtle insult, the equivalent of calling someone gay, or a fag, without insult to the sexual orientation, only as an insult.
God your such a fig bar
When your madly in love with the bartender…but OUTSIDE the bar would be a different story
I like the bartender but only from behind the bar. I think it’s bar love
When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.
I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!
easy out wing man third wheel savior
Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom