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A cat that has had many surgeries turning its bones into cheese giving it the power of the moon because the moon is mad out of cheese
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A solution made to be one of the most disgusting substances on earth. Multiple components with no relation were added to create Soda Cheese. The ingredients are as follows:
-1/2 Sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)
This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.
Employee: Hello, how may I help you?
Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter of Soda Cheese.
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i was so bored and feeling really crazy, I decided to write some random thing into the keyboard. this is what came up: fuck a cheese.
i'll just say, how bout you fuck a cheese? you seem that horny or bored
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One who is in power of all things cheese. Anything related to cheese, this person knows. Any kind of cheese, this person has tasted. Crowns and Ceptors are required.
Girl: Daaamn did you see all that cheese he just ate?
Other girl: He's the fuckin' cheese majesty. we must bow.
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Similar to a grilled cheese, the first step is to toast two slices of bread, next microwave the two slices of bread with desired number of cheese slices until sufficiently melted.
Bro, I'm starving, I want a grilled cheese, but I don't want to do all that work.
Dude, just technology cheese instead.
YES!
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A bowl packed with with only the orange hairs of a nug of weed, often being a long and strenuous task.
person 1: dude i just spent a week picking enough hairs to make a cheese bowl
person 2: thats sounds like a huge waste of time
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It's similar to who cut the cheese which means farted
My friend just ripped the cheese on purpose
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