P daddy

A sexy, chunky,...handsome beast of a man that will take hold over your genitalia in a single glance (trust me I know) p daddy will have you licking your body all over in the shower like a dog (I’m getting to horny for this) if your lucky he’ll take you to the stabbin cabbin, if your not. You’ll never be satisfied again. Beware his fat thick sausage is bigger than a rhinos. I’m the act you won’t know where your flesh ends and his Flesh begins but these words cannot account for the p daddy’s exquisite body so I encourage you to stop reading this and go see for your self

Oh p daddy no more talk pls desiccate my vag now

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Whip Daddy

How my French teacher "Modernized" a French legend. Genius. Pure genius.

Don't be naughty, or The Whip Daddy will get you"

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daddy wood

He has the biggest dick you will every see, he gets all the hoes and all the pussy.

That's a daddy wood for you.

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Vladdy daddy

some weird ass people that try to stop the war by calling putin vladdy daddy

pov the comment section on his instagram " vladdy daddy.. your better than this"

" vladdy daddy this isn't you"

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Daddy Braxton

When all the females in the room go to braxton to get fucked by his big tasty cock.

Shawdi: I did daddy braxton last name night it felt good.

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Fish Daddy

fish daddy is a great way to respond to wrong numbers who ask "Who dis?"

Yo Carlos, just put in a new pool, wanna stop by?
Sorry dude, wrong number.
oh, who dis?
Fish Daddy

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Simp Daddy

A Simp-Daddy is a slang term often used amongst a group of friends defending that they are not just a "simp" but a Simp Daddy claims that they are better than just a "simp" often meaning they get something in return for the "simping" they've just done.

“Bro you bought that girl that? You're such a simp.”
“Nah, I'm a simp daddy 😏”

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