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When you dedicate yourself to completing an exercise during the entire month of December. Quantity of each exercise is to be above 100 reps.
Tom did 150 crunches for his Dedicated December exercise.
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National grab penis day
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!
*grabs david’s penis*
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”
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its 5 december we’re going to celebrate sinterklaas’s birthday
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December 29th is the day that we represent the forgotten people, the ones who’s birthday is forgotten because it is after Christmas and before New Year’s Eve
Person: Oh man did you hear he was born on December 29th
Person 2: Oh yeah I feel bad for that kid
Person 3: it’s ok because people born on that day are total losers
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WTF DID YOU EXPECT IT'S OBVIOUSLY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!
Person1:why is December 25 so important?
Person2:are you fucking crazy, it's Christmas!!!
Person1: OHHH!!!
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guy:*grabs ass*
crush:* what was that for?*
guy:*its December 8th *
crush:*ohhhh i kinda like you*
guy:* i like you too*
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anyone born on this day is automatically a g , absolutely jockeying girls everyday son
“ what your were born on December 24 th ? you get bare pussy anyway “
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