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wow! how does a car fold itself into its own trunk that would be cool to see!
man u shouldve payed attention in school
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A heroin injection (usually taken in the anal cavity, if you're an eager beaver).
Hey guys, let's drop the needle and then fell asleep on the couch watching Captain Kangaroo.
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To masturbate so wantonly and so violently that one produces only a single bead of ejaculate that simply falls to the floor. Occurs with Duke students studying abroad that are having difficulty tapping dimes with tig ol bitties.
Dude 1: Dude 2, I almost got domed by this italian midget last night.
Dude 2: Damn man, that's cool... so do you wanna circle jerk now?
Dude 1: Yeah, just let me finish my kabob, my delicious delicious kabob.
"Scott was sleeping with his shoes on last night, so I dropped a beat in his mouth. Dropping a beat is awesome."
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A man who strings a girl along with no intention of ever dating her. Originates from the term "drag and drop." Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.
"You've been seeing Candy for a while now. Is it getting serious?"
"You kidding? She's a dragon drop. I've already got my eyes on somebody else."
"Did you hear about Mike and Sue?"
"No. What happened?"
"He dragon dropped her."
"NFW! He's such a pig."
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After the repeated insults from my boss,I made a desperate attempt to salvage my self esteem, I dropped trou on his desk.
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When a female is about one touch/stroke away from coming, and her male partner slaps her clit in an exaggerated fashion. Thus dropping the hammer while providing a bittersweet orgasm.
Yeah man, I was teasing my girl so bad! I made her wait an extra 10 seconds before Dropping the Hammer on Tammy.
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When you kneel down behind someone, and they fart directly in your face while you open your mouth and inhale the toxic gas. The exhale, is known as Giggle Drops.
Hey Man, would you mind hooking me up with some giggle drops? I've been on the jones all day!
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