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Minus-five

When a high five is given erroneously, you perform a minus-five to correct it by putting hands together and removing them while making the high five clap noise with your mouth. Imagine a high five in reverse.

Matt: I texted Ryan and told him "chop chop it's beer 30."

Trucks comes down the road.

Robert: Here comes Ryan now! You told him!

*high five*

Truck passes

Matt: That's not Ryan, minus-five.

by Mbonney21 July 19, 2013


wet high five

When 2 men jerk each other off and get cum on each other’s hands, and then high five afterword.

Hey man I’m kinda horny, do you wanna give each other a wet high five?

by Gfhiyh June 23, 2018


Douche Five

When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away and proceed to give you the middle finger in your face.

Yo homie give me a five, up high, down low, aah fuck you haha you just got served a douche five.

by imdaboss856 February 10, 2014


five slice

Someone who returns to their bedroom to eat a large amount of cake (typically five slices) by themselves while being anti-social.

"Oh, she is a five slice, probably won't see her for a while"

by Meadowside1 January 21, 2017


Mop Five

The act of putting your hand on your Mop(Hair) and Hi-Fiving another person that also has a mop

I mop fived my friend when i saw her.

by TonyMophead January 31, 2007


Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 27, 2021


Five dollar killers

People who would kill anybody for a little change. People of low intelligence and shifty moral character.

Damn y'all are some five dollar killers yo.

by Sammy Uncanny March 6, 2018