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Hi, I am responding just to say no my name is not Jake but...
I wanna say there is a Quincedence that I want to be called Jake no matter what because your article is almost exactly what you can describe me as, well I just thought about it and I just started a this because I was excited C:
@heybebs:)/Definition/Jake
This was not made by me I'm responding to it original made by heybebs
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A person who is very caring, sweet, and loyal.
They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They aren't good at opening up about things, so don't feel bad if they don't tell you everything at first. They do trust a small circle of friends, however, and they tell them everything.
If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of PDA. They can be very clingy at times, and they can get jealous easily. When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone.
Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them.
this is based on my personal experience.. please don't come at me- also, all the jakes out there pls tell me if this is even close to you:)
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 1: Are you friends with Jake?
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 2: Yea! I'm so lucky.
A trashy man who acts like a nice guy, but certainly isn’t. Jake will follow you home from the grocery store because “he wanted your number”. Jake never goes to jail
Hey! I was leaving the grocery store and an when I got home it said an AirTag had been following me for 15 minutes. I ransacked my car and found the tag enscribed Jake.
An asshole and a clown, known for being a hypocrite and retarded. They often complain about random shit for no reason and use stupid excuses like “they died in roblox” as a reason to be a complete dickhead.
Emoji definition: 😭🤦🏻 ♀️🤡🌝
That dumbass bitch is such a Jake
A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.
I wish i could have a Jake with me right now.
We really need a Jake to bring these lolicons down.
typically big men with large cocks and very sweet/charming personalities.
jake is so sweet and he has a gargantuan staff
The act of cuming in a dog so hard your transgender boy pussy lesser wants to be a dream sexual and wank off to jelly be on repeat for 10 hours
Jake: Bro i just shagged your dog wit my boy pussy
Person: what the fuck