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When your sister is taking a mad sh*t on the sh*tter and starts getting constipated, while you start telling her your horny and she starts riding your d*ck, yet you feel something hot and steamy rushing down your wee hole, and all of a sudden you feel a never-ending pain of throbbing and burning. She then continues to shit in the shitter.
Person 1: Bring me to the ER. We had an Alabama hot pocket.
Person 2: Okay let's go hurry!!
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The action of Eating a girl out on her period
Brandon likes to eat hot pockets.
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A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.
Last night, I gave your mom the Alabama Hot Pocket. My dick is covered in shit.
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bad attitude!!; someone appearing 'mad all the time'
(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')
THAT "little jesus" has DEFINITELY got a turd in his pocket!
jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket
the police officer had a turd in his pocket!
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the act of shitting spreading the lips of a blue waffle,shitting in it, having intercourse and ejaculating in the shit infested vagina, and eating the poo-cum out of the blue waffle
Person 1: "Dude Jeff loves fucked up shit...i heard he ate Sheena's blue hot pocket"
Person 2:...
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When one guy covers his dick in ghost pepper sauce and proceeds to stick it im the vagina
Dude, my dad and mom just di the Alabama Hot Pocket
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Meaning that you are horny or lookin to get some mad brain!!!! Generally a term used for males.....
Yo gurl my pocket is hot fo you!!
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