when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.
Man 2: How nasty?
Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie
Man 2: You sick fuck.
The complete opposite of Strawberry Shortcake. Can refer to food that looks good but is really nasty.
On the menu: Tomato Tall Pie.
A term of endearment for a boyfriend or girlfriend who is very sweet and delicious ;)
Stephen is my shmapple pie with cream and a cherry on top
Jizz in your eye
Cum in your eye
Etc. Etc.
The whore got pie in her eye when he pulled out to quick.
The slut got pie in her eyes.
You got pie in your eye.
Having sex while the girl is menstruating and finishing with a hand job.
She just kept bleeding, so it turned into a cranberry hand pie.
When one cums in another's Anus and then eats it out of their anus
I can't wait to get you home and eat chocolate creme pie
It's when you invite a nice girl over to your apartment for a romantic evening. You bake her a delicious pie, maybe apple or blueberry. While eating said pie, maybe sip on a creamy alcoholic beverage, such as bailey's or rumchatta. Then you DO IT missionary style while you think about your fantasy football team.
Ryan decided to drop Jay Cutler while giving his girl the "Pie Man Special."